Inilah Perbedaan Bahasa Indonesia vs Malaysia,Ngakak

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  1. sarah manesa

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    Langsung aja ya gan,,,mau tahu gimana konyolnya? liat aja

    INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
    MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi

    INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum Dan HAM
    MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh
    INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
    MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa…
    INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
    MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin
    INDONESIA : ‘Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!’
    MALAYSIA : ‘Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!’
    INDONESIA : Merayap
    MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi
    INDONESIA : rumah sakit bersalin
    MALAYSIA : hospital korban lelaki

    INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
    MALAYSIA : Aska begayut
    INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
    MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan
    INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
    MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam
    INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
    MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah
    INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30menit
    MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30minit
    INDONESIA : tidak bisa
    MALAYSIA : tak boleh
    INDONESIA :bertengkar
    MALAYSIA : bertumbuk

    INDONESIA : WC
    MALAYSIA : tandas
    INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
    MALAYSIA : Dokter Gila
    INDONESIA : Aduk
    MALAYSIA : Kacau
    INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
    MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar
    INDONESIA : 7 putaran
    MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan
    INDONESIA : Imut-imut
    MALAYSIA : Comel benar
    INDONESIA : pejabat negara
    MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara


    INDONESIA : telepon selular
    MALAYSIA : talipon bimbit

    INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
    MALAYSIA : perogolan
    INDONESIA : Pencopet
    MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku
    INDONESIA : joystick
    MALAYSIA : batang senang
    INDONESIA : Tidur siang
    MALAYSIA : Petang telentang
    INDONESIA : Air Hangat
    MALAYSIA : Air Suam
    INDONESIA : Terasi
    MALAYSIA : Belacan
    INDONESIA : Pengacara
    MALAYSIA : Penguam
    INDONESIA : Sepatu
    MALAYSIA : Kasut
    INDONESIA : Ban
    MALAYSIA : Tayar
    INDONESIA : remote
    MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh
    INDONESIA : kulkas
    MALAYSIA : peti sejuk
    INDONESIA : chatting
    MALAYSIA : bilik berbual
    INDONESIA : rusak
    MALAYSIA : tak sihat
    INDONESIA : keliling kota
    MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke Bandar
    INDONESIA : Tank
    MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (suntik kale..)
    INDONESIA : Kedatangan
    MALAYSIA : ketibaan
    INDONESIA : bersenang-senang
    MALAYSIA : berseronok
    INDONESIA : bioskop
    MALAYSIA : panggung wayang
    INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa
    MALAYSIA : gubuk Gila
    INDONESIA : narkoba
    MALAYSIA : dadah
    INDONESIA : pintu darurat
    MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan
    INDONESIA : hantu Pocong
    MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus

    INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
    MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling

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    Ada lagikah?
     
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    Mungkin terdengar aneh atau lucu bagi kita, namun akan terjadi sebaliknya di sana. Tak perlu dibahas.
     
  4. sebeningembun

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    sepertinya sama aja. cuman masalah kebiasaan aja kayaknya. kalo udah lumrah dipergunakan pasti terdengar wajar-wajar aja. kita merasa aneh, bagi mereka juga demikian xixixixi...
     
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    Waduh, aneh gitu ya bahasanya ya, pantesan disana pada pinter bahasa inggris ya,.soalnya aneh juga bahasanya:D
     
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    Jadi kalau di Malaysia saat kita pesan makanan "Pesen nasi satu pocong" ?
     
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    udah sering ini baca di fesbuk
     
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    ngakak saya ..
    ya mungkin kamu disana juga sebaliknya
     
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    mereka juga ngakak, bikin thread seperti ini juga mungkin
     
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    Beda dikit ya....cuma terasa agak aneh di telinga kita karna tak biasa..
     
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    Angkatan laut = laskar basah kuyup
     
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    Jalan-jalan = Makan Angin
     
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    Berarti Pacar=pencuri hati
     
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