Kebiasaan Unik & Amat Kocak sering dilakukan Blogger Newbie

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  1. creative

    creative Well-Known Member

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    Berikut ini akan saya uraikan beberapa hal kebiasaan unik dan lucu yang sering dilakukan oleh para blogger Newbie:
    1. Setiap beberapa jam mengecek alexa rank serta Backlink meskipun udah tahu update nilai alexa rank paling cepet 24 jam sekali.
    2. Maksain everyday nulis artikel walaupun kagak ngerti mau nulisin topik apa, akhirnya copas artikel dari beberapa sumber yang gak jelas..
    3. Rajin banget submit artikel ke media sosial, kalau mau dihitung pake jari tangan and kaki enggak bakalan muat, padahal doski ngerti artikel yang disubmit sebelumnya belum ada yang ngelirik.
    4. Ngebelain trafik dari situs Auto Surf, and pasang widget trafik apalah tu namenye.. di blog biar kelihatan rame and heboh pengunjungnya, ampe bela-belain beli kredit atau yang gratisan mau aje disuruh klik sana klik sini ampe kapalan tu jempol buat cari kredit.:D
    5. Gonta ganti template, kayak pacar aje kali ye :p.. and kalau blognya tetep enggak rame juga yang disalahin templatenya.. katanya templatenya enggak user friendly lah, lemotlah, rada miring kiri, miring kanan lah, and bla-bla…:eek:
    6. Rajin Blogwalking, and gak lupa ninggalin jejak:”Infonya sangat keren… bermanfaat banget, bla-bla” dan yang enggak ketinggalan sarapan wajib.. titip link ampe 5, kemungkinan blog tetanggenye juga dititip disono.;)
    7. Ketika Blognya ditolak adsense, cuek aja daftar lagi, Gajah aje cuek katenye... lagi-lagi tu si Mbah Google yang disalahin sambil teriak “Google enggak ngerti trend ape ye?”
    8. Bagi yang udah diterima ame adsense, bisa-bisa cek pendapatan tiap jam, kayak cek ATM aje... and kalau saldonya masih tetap kosong... sedangkan trafiknya lumayan yang disalahin visitornya sambil ngomong “Mereka enggak kasian ame gue ape, abis manis sepah dibuang” :p
    Demikian sekilas intermezo buat ringanin ni otak.... seharian ngeblok :) namun yang terpenting dari hal yang disebutkan diatas adalah: “Jangan pernah menyerah sebelum anda berhasil”… GOOD LUCK FRIEND.
     
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  2. Ardilas

    Ardilas Super Level

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    Ternyata blogger newbie sekarang alay yah.
     
  3. Nina Z

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    Fahmi Newbie

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    cocok banget sama saya hihi yg masih newbie :D
     
  5. Irfan Hakim

    Irfan Hakim New Member

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    bener banget tuh, saya juga 6 tahun yang lalu juga gitu...
    jadi malu sendiri jadi nya....*jail*
     
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    hahaha, cek alexa mulu siapa tau naik peringkat. :D
     
  8. asli3rut

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    Haha..berarti ane gak termasuk newbie alay yah padahal baru 1,5 bulanan ngeblog, untung aja gak kaya diatas...hihi
     
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    Newbie yang jago coding :D
     
  10. creative

    creative Well-Known Member

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    Mohon Maaf ye... gak maksud nyindir... cuma buat refreshing doang.... oh ya ngomong-ngomong kalau dilihat dari foto kartun diatas.. agan termasuk kategori yang mana?:)
     
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    ha ha ha, ini saya banget lah. sudah berapa tahun internetan tapi kebiasaan ini tidak berubah.
    nunggu masuk alexa 1 juta tapi ya sekarang masih mimpi aja.
     
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    creative Well-Known Member

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    Hehhe.. btw Mas ziuma fotonya keren abis yak... asli gak tu ya?? *peace*
     
  13. Musa M

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    kalau saya sering sekali mengecek setiap artikel nengkreng di serp apa enggak , sepertinya ini juga kebiasaan newbi:D
     
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    wah.. kalo ane dulu sering banget gonta-ganti template, untungnya sekarang enggak :D
     
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    bisa aja agan ini... pengalaman pribadi kah? heeee pisss
     
  16. Aldi Sutanto

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    koq agan bisa tahu, agan newbi ya ? *jail*
     
  17. creative

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    wakakaka... ssssttttt... maaf baru 5 bulan gan kenal blog... jangan ngomong ke siapa2 yak *ketawa3*
     
  18. Aldi Sutanto

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    Bagus cerita nya hehe, di bikin biografi aja *peace*
     
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    Entar Boz.. Aldi.. kalau udah sukses aje... sekarang lagi merangkak... berat amat dorongnya gan.. *kepanasan*
     
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    *bagus* lanjutkan
     
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