Teka Teki Humor Lucu ..

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Astrid Utami, Mar 3, 2015.

  1. Astrid Utami

    Astrid Utami New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    14
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    3
    Jika teka-teki tersebut berupa kata-kata atau kalimat pendek digabungkan dengan selera humor akan menghasilkan sebuah teka teki lucu yang dapat menghibur anda dan menghilangkan rasa suntuk anda. Teka-teki bisa anda pakai untuk mengirim sms kepada teman, kerabat, saudara, pacar maupun dijadikan status sosial media anda.

    [​IMG]

    Teka Teki Humor Lucu :

    Abang siapa yang 3 kali puasa dan 3 kali lebaran tidak pernah pulang?
    Abang toyib

    Kakek buyutnya siapa yang bisa terbang?
    Kakek buyutnya nyamuk, Lalat, Dll

    Kecoa apa yang bisa masuk rumah sakit?
    Kecoalakaan

    Bensin dicampur apa, yang hanya 1 liter dapat dipake keliling pulau jawa ?
    bensin campur dorong

    Bandara udara mana yang paling disukai pria playboy?
    Bandara Juanda (apalagi juanda kembang)

    Kebo apa yg bikin kita lelah?
    kebogor jalan kaki

    Makan gado-gado enaknya pake apa?
    Pake sendoklah, jangan pake pacul

    Kura-kura apa yg kalo dipegang bisa nampar?
    Kuraba pantatmu mbak!

    Panda apa yang imut, manis, gemesin, dan juga nggak ngebosenin?
    Panda-ngin aku saja sampe puas.

    Kenapa hantu cewek pada umumnya pakai daster panjang?
    Karena jika pakai tanktop ntar kuburan jadi rame “suit -suiiiiitttt”
     
    debays likes this.
  2. DwiKhasbullah

    DwiKhasbullah Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,955
    Likes Received:
    138
    Trophy Points:
    63
    wkwkwkwkwk bisa-bisa ajah nih.... bikin ngakak.... *ketawa4*
     
  3. pram

    pram Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2013
    Messages:
    3,099
    Likes Received:
    161
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Google+:
    HAhaha, lucu juga nih isinya bisa juga ini,
    temen saya ada yang pernah bilang teka-teki diatas si ke saya, :D munkgin di baca di blog anda :v
     
  4. etnikcantik

    etnikcantik Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2014
    Messages:
    88
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    8
  5. iron dumbbell

    iron dumbbell Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    150
    Likes Received:
    7
    Trophy Points:
    18
    pake gratis *ngupil*
     
  6. Astrid Utami

    Astrid Utami New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    14
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    3
    MANGGAruk telinga haha *ketawa4*
     
  7. Astrid Utami

    Astrid Utami New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    14
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    3
    Haha nih coba tebak suhu
    "Apa perbedaan kepala dengan kelapa ?" *jail*
     
  8. Astrid Utami

    Astrid Utami New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    14
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    3
    hihi mungkin juga suhu *malu2*
     
  9. DwiKhasbullah

    DwiKhasbullah Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,955
    Likes Received:
    138
    Trophy Points:
    63
    Apah ya??? kok jadi gini rasanya... kalau gak salah nih kelapa isinya enak dimakan (kalau masih muda sih) kalau kepala isinya pengen itu ajah gan *interupsi**kacau*
     
  10. Astrid Utami

    Astrid Utami New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2015
    Messages:
    14
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    3
    salah -_- kalo kepala dicukur jadi BOTAK kalo kelapa dicukur jadi BATOK *senang*
     
  11. DwiKhasbullah

    DwiKhasbullah Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,955
    Likes Received:
    138
    Trophy Points:
    63
    *kaget3* Buset deh gak kepikiran jugak *kaget2**peace*
     
  12. debays

    debays Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2014
    Messages:
    1,409
    Likes Received:
    58
    Trophy Points:
    48
    coba hantu2 cewe pake tengtop nanti kuburan rame suit suit. masa iya sih?
     
  13. agusdeaa

    agusdeaa New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2015
    Messages:
    12
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    3
    woyyyyyyyyyy lucu wwkwkwkwk *ketawa4**ketawa4**nangis4**ketawa4*
     
  14. itheea

    itheea Member

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 2015
    Messages:
    35
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    8
    hahaha.......
     
Loading...

Share This Page