Cara mengetahui jenis kelamin laptop

Discussion in 'Computer' started by arief munandar, May 31, 2015.

?

apakah sudah pernah mendengar pembahasan ini sebelumnya?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. arief munandar

    arief munandar Active Member

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    Taukah anda? Ternyata laptop/komputer juga memiliki jenis kelamin lho. Emang lho aja punya jenis kelamin, haha. Bagaimana cara mengetahuinya? Kasih Tau ngak yaaa? hehe.

    Buat yang pengen tau, ikuti Langkah-langkah berikut :
    • Buka "Notepad". (Saya anggap anda sudah mengetahui cara buka NotePad). Kalau belum tahu silahkan tanya mbah marijan? Ouuups, hehe.
    • Lalu Isi NotePad dengan kode berikut ini :
    CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I Love You"
    • Kemudian simpan file tersebut dengan nama "file.vbs" (yang terpenting harus .vbs).
    • Setelah disimpan langsung buka file tersebut (pastikan speaker anda aktif dengan volume speaker yang sangat keras).
    • Jika file tersebut jalan, maka akan terdengar seseorang menyapa.
    • Nah, jika yang menyapa (hai) adalah suara wanita, berarti laptop Anda berjenis kelamin perempuan, begitu juga sebaliknya.
    Saran :
    Jangan sampai jatuh cinta pada Laptop anda! Soalnya, itu cinta lain tahta! hehe...

    Sumber : http://ariefsigli.blogspot.com/2015/02/cara-mengetahui-jenis-kelamin-laptop.html
     
    arief munandar, May 31, 2015
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  2. Ardilas

    Ardilas Super Level

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    Hanya ingin pembuktian lebih lanjut sih. Kalau sudah tau jenis kelaminnya, bagaimana cara melihat jenis kelaminnya?
     
    Ardilas, May 31, 2015
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  3. Liszton

    Liszton Member

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    Waduh, laptop bisa menstruasi juga nggak ya?
     
    Liszton, May 31, 2015
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    ngeblogasyikk Well-Known Member

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    Mas ardilas penasaran banget :D
     
    ngeblogasyikk, May 31, 2015
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  5. Gesper

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    Info menarik nih, ternyata ada jenis kelaminnya toh..kira2 kalo di kawinkan hasilnya apa ya:D
     
    Gesper, May 31, 2015
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    pram Well-Known Member

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    Sudah pernah mencoba hal ini, tapi mereka bicaranya sangat kaku.
    Nggak rekomendasi untuk di jadikan pasangan walaupun jenis kelaminya lawan jenis :D

    Kalau mau agak Real dan bisa di ajak bicara mungkin gunakan saja SIRI (walaupun tidak punya iphone tapi tahu dikit tentang siri) :D
     
    pram, May 31, 2015
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    tukangakik New Member

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    wkwkwk belum pernah nyoba sebelumnya, info bagus nih gan..
     
    tukangakik, May 31, 2015
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  8. Muhammad Khoir

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    Gak penasaran sih... Sebab extensi vbs dianggap virus...!
     
    Muhammad Khoir, May 31, 2015
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    Ardiansyah Member

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    kalau jenis kelaminnya cewek, bisa diraba gak? :p
     
    Ardiansyah, May 31, 2015
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    Leti Latifah New Member

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    saya baru dengar soal ini :D
     
    Leti Latifah, May 31, 2015
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  11. rajautan

    rajautan Active Member

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    ternyata komputer ada kelaminnya juga ya,, tapi sayangnya gak bisa dikawinkan,,
     
    rajautan, May 31, 2015
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  12. Liszton

    Liszton Member

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    Waduuuhh laptop ane homo ni gaaaann
     
    Liszton, May 31, 2015
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    Yusuf.S Well-Known Member

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    Perempuan ternyata *akhirnya*
     
    Yusuf.S, May 31, 2015
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    dimengertiaja Member

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    xixixiii punya aku laki** *benci* *ketawa4*
     
    dimengertiaja, May 31, 2015
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    creative Well-Known Member

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    Kalau suara yang keluarnya setengah perempuan dan laki-laki bagaimana Bro :D
     
    creative, May 31, 2015
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  16. Putra Ragil

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    wkwkwkw...cowok broo
     
    Putra Ragil, May 31, 2015
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    Mas @Ardilas pernah trauma nih, kayaknya dulu pernah gitu kali yaah, suara nya wanita eh pas liat jenis kelaminnya ...... wkwkwk *jail*
     
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  18. cloudmild

    cloudmild New Member

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    wakakakaka,, aya aya wae kang
     
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    ziuma Well-Known Member

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    komputer yang saya pakai ternyata perempuan
    wkwkwkwk

    *cinta*
     
    ziuma, May 31, 2015
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  20. Atep Roni

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    Wahhh beneran tuh........ klo gitu bisa diternakan dong laptop. Lumayan nanti jadi bertambah(beranak) .
     
    Atep Roni, May 31, 2015
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