Seorang Alay Ngelamar Kerja

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  1. bungapapan

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    Sebuah percakapan antara HRD dengan calon karyawan

    HRD : Apa motivasi anda bekerja pada perusahaan kami?
    Alay : Kasih tau nggak yaa...? Mau tau ajjah...
    Apa mau tau bangeeeet???
    HRD : Apakah anda tipe orang yang serius dalam bekerja?
    Alay : Ciiyyuuuuzzz kok,,,,enelann dehh
    HRD : Perlu anda ketahui bahwa perusahaan ini salah satu perusahaan
    besar nasional
    Alay : Teruuzzz Gue musti kaget kejengkang guling-gulingan diatas meja
    lo sambil bilang " Woooowww gitu" ....!!!!!!
    HRD : Maaf mba,,disini bukan untuk pertunjukan debus!!!
    Alay : Teruuuzz.....masalah buat Lo...haaahh???
    HRD : Maaf mba,,Anda tidak diterima bekerja disini...
    Alay : Helooooowwww .... Lo pikir Lo tuhh siapaa?????
    masih banyak kaleeee yang mau terima Gue apa adanya....
    So what gtu loooohh...!!!!
    HRD : Pintu keluar ada disebelah sana,,silahkan anda keluuuuuaaaar...!!!!!!!!
    Alay : Cieee cie ciieeee,,,ngambek ni yeeee....
    HRD : Heehh centong nasi "Lo Gue End" (HRD udah mulai emosi)
    Alay : Capcuuusss yuuuukk booo,,ada gorila papua ngamuk....
    yuuuuk,,,,yaaakk,,,,yuukkk



    Klo seandainya agan yang jadi HRD mau diapakan si Alay tersebut
    Kasih jawaban yang kocak ya gan...
     
    bungapapan, Sep 19, 2013
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    wkwkwk Ngakak gueh..

    wkwkwk Ngakak gueh.. *ketawa4*
     
    Fahmi, Sep 19, 2013
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    Klo seandainya agan yang jadi

    Klo seandainya agan yang jadi HRD mau diapakan si Alay tersebut
    Kasih jawaban yang kocak ya gan...
    kasih tahu gak yah ? *jail*
     
    ncang, Sep 19, 2013
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    Kayanya Engga deh.... *ketawa3*
     
    lasmi, Sep 19, 2013
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    langsung suruh goyang itik gan


    Hahahha langsung suruh goyang itik wakakkaak
     
    bungapapan, Sep 19, 2013
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    wwkkwk,,, harusnya applicant

    wwkkwk,,, harusnya applicant nya ngajak foto bareng trus di aplot ke pesbuk. *ketawa4*
     
    lsiahaan94, Sep 19, 2013
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    Wakakaka.. bisa menjadi

    Wakakaka.. bisa menjadi teladan yang kocak. Kayaknya belum ada interview yg kayak gini, silahkan dicoba deh.
    *ketawa1*
     
    Ardilas, Sep 19, 2013
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    langsung ane kasih makan gan,

    langsung ane kasih makan gan, biar kaga ngomong lagi *ketawa1*
     
    iskandar22, Jan 9, 2014
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    lucu lucu lucu....

    *ketawa1* lucu lucu lucu....
    siang-siang baca ini bkin segerrrrr
     
    Adhum, Jan 14, 2014
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    wakakakakak

    gilaa aja tuh kalau ada bener gitu...wkwkwkwk *ketawa4*
     
    BEIM, Apr 11, 2014
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    sumpah bikin ngakakakkaa

    sumpah bikin ngakakakkaa hahahah
     
    rizal4, Apr 14, 2014
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    Oke, tertawa dulu aja
    :D
     
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    ambil ssepatu.. lempar ke mukanya
     
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