Lowongan Kerdja Djadoel

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  1. KangAndre

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    PENGOEMOEMAN !!!

    DAG INLANDER,... ..HAJOO URANG MELAJOE,... KOWE MAHU KERDJA??? GOVERNEMENT NEDERLANDSCH INDIE PERLU KOWE OENTOEK DJADI BOEDAK ATAOE TJENTENK DI PERKEBOENAN-PERKEBOENAN ONDERNEMING KEPOENJAAN GOVERNEMENT NEDERLANDSCH INDIE DJIKA KOWE POENYA SJARAT DAN NJALI BERIKOET:

    1. Kowe poenja tangan koeat dan beroerat;
    2. Kowe poenja njali gede;
    3. Kowe poenja moeka kasar;
    4. Kowe poenja tinggal di wilajah Nederlandsch Indie;
    5. Kowe boekan kerabat dekat pemberontak- pemberontak ataoepoen maling ataoepoen mereka jang soedah diberantas liwat actie politioneel;
    6. Kowe beloem djadi boedak nederlander ataoepoen ondernemer ataoe toean tanah ataoe baron eropah;
    7. Kowe maoe bekerdja radjin dan netjes.
    KOWE INLANDER PERLOE DATANG KE RAWA SENAJAN DISANA KOWE HAROES DIPILIH LIWAT DJOERI-DJOERI JANG BERTOEGAS :
    1. Keliling rawa Senajan 3 kali;
    2. Angkat badan liwat 30 kali;
    3. Angkat peroet liwat 30 kali
    Kowe mesti ketemoe Mevrouw Shanti, Meneer Tomo en Meneer Atmadjaja Kowe nanti akan didjadikan tjentenk oentoek di Toba, Buleleng, Borneo, Tanamera, Batam, Soerabaja, Batavia en Riaoeeiland. Governement Nederlandsch Indie memberi oepah:
    1. Makan 3 kali perhari dengan beras poetih dari Bangil;
    2. Istirahat siang 1 uur;
    3. Oepah dipotong padjak Governement 40 percent oentoek wang djago. Haastig kalaoe kowe mahoe.
    Pertanggal 31 Maart 1889 Niet Laat te Zijn Hoor Batavia 1889 Onder denaam van Nederlandsch Indie Governor Generaal H.M.S Van den Bergh S.J.J de Gooij
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    OVER DOMEH !!
    Jadi Koe Orang tjang mengadoe-ngadoe PENGOEMOEMAN !!!

    Tankap Si Pitoeng !! *interupsi*
     
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    wkk nyari centeng Gan
    kalau zaman sekarang masih ada gak tuh yang kayak gitu
     
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    Makan 3 kali perhari dengan beras poetih dari Bangil;
    ini nyang mantap..
     
  5. KangAndre

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    Ini jang menindas: Oepah dipotong padjak Governement 40 percent oentoek wang djago.
     
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    kerja jaman dulu ngandalin fisik sekarang ngandalin ijazah (pinter belakangan) :D
     
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    wuiiih baru nyadar saya, bujug gede bingit potongannya. Entah pajek entah jatah reman tuh :D:D:D
     
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    over dongkrak eh salah over domeh

    Koe Orang tjang perlu tjentenk di Buleleng?
     
  9. Muhammad Khoir

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    Tanding bila sebanding...! Kayak iklan saja...! Pengumuman lowongannya aja serem, apalagi kerjanya ya?
     
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    poesing ane bacanya :D
     
  11. KangAndre

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    kalaoe kowe poesing tidak oesah djadi tjenteng :D
     
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    Aduh ngebacanya sering ke srimpet srimpet
     
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